Thursday, 19 May 2011

Funny dialogue "Namak Halal"

Ranjeet: Tumhara dimag kharab hai yeh kis cheez ko le aye tum.

Amitabh: lo karlo baat, Babuji hum cheez nahin hai mara naam arjun singh wald bheem singh wald Dashrath singh hai,lakhanpur gaon ke rehne wale hai, inter
pass hai, gaon mein sabse abbal number aye the, mare Gaon mein mare dadu aur mein hi sabse jyada padein hai baki koi chauthi pass nahin hai. sehar mein aane
se pehle mare daddu ne humko teen batein shikhai, pehli baat parai aurat parai daulat par haath mat rakhana,doosari baat jiska namak khao uski namal halali
karna,teesri baat anyay ke samne sir nahin jhukana.bolo mare daddu ne thik kaha ke nahin kaha.
Ranjeet: tumhare daddu ne bilkul sahi kaha. ab tum sehar mein aye ho aise hi baatein karoge ki tumhe english vagerah bhi aati hai.

Amitabh: lo kar lo baat are babuji aisi english aave ki that i leave aangrez behind you see sir I can Talk English,I can walk English,I can Laugh English
because English is a very Funny Language.Bhairo becomes Baron and Baron becomes Bhairo because there minds are very Narrow.In the Year 1929 sir,when India
was playing against Australia in Melbourne city,Vijay Merchent and Vijay Hajare,they were at the crease and Vijay Merchet told Vijay Hajare,look Vijay
Hajare-This is a very Prestigious match and you must consider this match very carefully.So considering the consideration that Vijay Hajare gave Vijay Merchant,Vijay merchent told Vijay Hajare that ultimately we must take a run and when they were striking the ball on the leg side Sir,the consideration became into a ultimatum and ultimately Vijay Hajare went to Vijay Merchant.
Ranjeet: Oooh shutup.

Amitabh: Similarly Sir,In the Year 1979,when India was playing against Pakistan in Wankhade stadium,Bombay,Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari they were at the crease and Wasim Bari gave the same consideration to Wasim Raja and Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari-look Sir,This ultimately has to end in a consideration which i cannot consider,therefore the consideration that you are giving me must be considered very ultimately.Therefore,the run that they were taking,Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari-Wasim Bari you take a run,and ultimately both of them ran and considerately they got out.

Ranjeet:
Ok Ok
Amitabh: sir mere ish samanya gyan par Apko koi vishesh tippani karni hai.

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